theres-a-crack-in-my-blog:

Stop what you are doing and watch this.

lessdanthree:

The porns blasting louder
On my laptop tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
In a kingdom or “gangbang nation”
And it looks like I’ll be cremed

The tops are horny
eager to just get inside
gotta let them in
I’m already hog tied

Just let them in
and let them seed
be the good slave
I’m always…

twitch-the-tiny:

xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

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Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

Tumblr can be so interesting sometimes…

sixpenceee:

Reddit has a page (r/LetsNotMeet) dedicated to stories about stalkers, being creeped on & strange encounters. The stories here are supposedly true, and are people’s unfortunate experiences. Here are the top 10, that make your heart skip a beat. The real fears in life are ofcourse humans and what we are capable of.

Trigger warnings for everything here. Stories may include sexual abuse, child abuse & physical abuse. 

  1. THEY DIDN’T KNOW I UNDERSTOOD SPANISH: The reason I will always hesitate to take public transportation espically during the night
  2. NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHEDI … just … just read this
  3. DR.RAMSEY: He needs to kept in jail for the rest of his life
  4. MY MOM USED TO CLEAN HOUSES, SHE QUIT AFTER THISI would quit too
  5. STRANGER UNDER THE BED: Her story is many people’s worst nightmares
  6. ROOMMATE WANTED: FEMALE ONLYOh jesus
  7. THE SMILING MAN: They made this into a short film
  8. I’M HER UNCLEThe reason to keep a watchful eye on your children at all times
  9. TERRORIZED FOR 2 HOURS: Trust your gut feeling
  10. DON’T TELL MOMDogs are the best creatures on Earth

Feel free to post your own LetsNotMeet stories on this reddit thread or on tumblr. 

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samsangel:

Hello fellow nerds!

A new school year is approaching, and since I have to nail my A* this year I put together a masterpost with helpful links and tips that I have gathered throughout my school years. Good luck this year: you´ll do just fine!

1. Learn ´em languages
2. Do your research
3. Learn how to write like a God
4. Oh yes sweet reading
5. Get your studying and organization game on
6. Stress and anxiety management because school is stressful
7. Go get ´em tests
8. Classroom participation - because teachers love that shit
9. Software and pages for us nerdy kids
10. Yo! Take some time to care ´bout yo´self

(Source: softwaring)

(Source: shodai-kitetsu)

thelatinalesbiana:

trill-shit-bitchez:

littlecraftyqueen:

surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

I love her so much omg

Yes

Werk nicki werk

(Source: fistopherbrown)